Monday: The 3rd sentence my boss says, to me, "Welcome to Michael Jackson Hell."
Tuesday: Boss says to me "Every time you're not at your desk I worry that you're on the roof,about to jump off."
Wednesday: The staff was called into my boss' office for a quick briefing while I'm in the bathroom. No one knew where I was. My boss starts the meeting by telling my co-workers that if I jump off the roof it's their fault for not watching me. I'm glad they care. I think jokes about me killing myself will be a theme this March. I'll keep you posted.
P.S. The thought occurred to me that if I do jump off the roof, I will not update my blog. Check you local news station.
Bureau of Drawers Quarterly
12 years ago
To be honest, I was already worried. No tweet, no blog post... don't do that to me! Keep blogging! Keep tweeting! Bitch about MJ, that's fine. He won't come back to haunt you down!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Thriller? Hes been preparing to haunt me since the year Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Two. I'll try and tweet more.
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